Deliciously Distorted, Profanely Pragmatic.
Advertising broke me, marketing spit on my grave. Now, I am on a mission to change the way organizations think about the messaging they use to represent what they do to the sliver of the world waiting to see what they've got.

For the past decade I keep busy as a freelance marketing consultant, advising on branding, copy, messaging, product, and strategy. Prior to that I spent time bouncing with the budgets from one digital advertising agency to the next. Whatever you think I can do for you, you're right. We're just going to do it in a way you never imagined.